{"id":10,"date":"2026-05-29T04:03:27","date_gmt":"2026-05-29T04:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/?page_id=10"},"modified":"2026-05-29T05:37:04","modified_gmt":"2026-05-29T05:37:04","slug":"elementor-10","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #10"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"10\" class=\"elementor elementor-10\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9aa30ad e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"9aa30ad\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-cf1ab9c elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"cf1ab9c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\n@import 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gap:30px;\n  align-items:flex-start;\n}\n\n.feature{\n  width:min(460px,90vw);\n  aspect-ratio:1\/1;\n  border:8px solid var(--ink);\n  border-radius:40px;\n  overflow:hidden;\n  background:#fff;\n  box-shadow:16px 16px 0 rgba(0,0,0,.2);\n}\n\n.feature img{\n  width:100%;\n  height:100%;\n  object-fit:cover;\n}\n\n.feature.one{\n  rotate:-6deg;\n}\n\n.feature.two{\n  rotate:6deg;\n  margin-top:60px;\n}\n\n.note{\n  position:absolute;\n  font-family:'Kalam',cursive;\n  font-size:1.1rem;\n  line-height:1.4;\n  max-width:220px;\n}\n\n.n1{\n  top:8%;\n  right:6%;\n  rotate:7deg;\n}\n\n.n2{\n  bottom:15%;\n  left:2%;\n  rotate:-7deg;\n}\n\n.footer-chaos{\n  margin-top:90px;\n  text-align:center;\n  font-family:'Bangers',cursive;\n  font-size:clamp(2.5rem,6vw,5rem);\n  line-height:.95;\n  rotate:-2deg;\n}\n\n.divider{\n  height:90px;\n  background:\n  radial-gradient(circle at 20% 40%, var(--red) 10px, transparent 11px),\n  radial-gradient(circle at 55% 55%, var(--ink) 8px, transparent 9px),\n  radial-gradient(circle at 80% 20%, var(--mustard) 12px, transparent 13px);\n  opacity:.5;\n}\n\n@keyframes marquee{\n  from{transform:translateX(0);}\n  to{transform:translateX(-50%);}\n}\n\n@keyframes wobble{\n  0%,100%{transform:rotate(-2deg);}\n  50%{transform:rotate(2deg);}\n}\n\n@keyframes floaty{\n  0%,100%{transform:translateY(0);}\n  50%{transform:translateY(-16px);}\n}\n\n@keyframes bounce{\n  0%,100%{translate:0 0;}\n  50%{translate:0 -10px;}\n}\n\n@keyframes jitter{\n  from{transform:translateX(-2px);}\n  to{transform:translateX(2px);}\n}\n\n@media(max-width:768px){\n\n  section{\n    padding:90px 20px;\n  }\n\n  .hero-title{\n    font-size:4rem;\n  }\n\n  .big-title{\n    font-size:4rem;\n  }\n\n  .item{\n    width:220px;\n  }\n\n  .feature.two{\n    margin-top:10px;\n  }\n\n  .float{\n    font-size:1rem;\n  }\n}\n<\/style>\n\n<section class=\"hero\">\n\n<div class=\"float f1\">LEAVE ME ALONE.<\/div>\n<div class=\"float f2\">NOT TODAY.<\/div>\n<div class=\"float f3\">WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?<\/div>\n<div class=\"float f4\">I HATE EVERYONE.<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"scribble s1\">!!!<\/div>\n<div class=\"scribble s2\">@#$%<\/div>\n<div class=\"scribble s3\">\ud83d\udca2<\/div>\n<div class=\"scribble s4\">>:C<\/div>\n\n<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"logo\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/GRUMPY-DOG-LOGO.png\">\n\n<h1 class=\"hero-title\">\nEVERY DAY IS THE WORST DAY EVER.\n<\/h1>\n\n<p class=\"hero-sub\">\nTiny dog. Massive anger issues. Zero patience.<br>\nEmotionally exhausted and permanently annoyed.\n<\/p>\n\n<div class=\"cta-wrap\">\n<a href=\"#\" class=\"btn\">COPY CA<\/a>\n<a href=\"#\" class=\"btn\">TELEGRAM<\/a>\n<a href=\"#\" class=\"btn\">X \/ TWITTER<\/a>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"marquee\">\n<div class=\"track\">\n\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item1-1.png\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item2.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item3.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item4.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item5.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item6.jpg\"><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item1-1.png\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item2.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item3.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item4.jpg\"><\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"marquee reverse\">\n<div class=\"track\">\n\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item7.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item8.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item9.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item10.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item11.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item12.jpg\"><\/div>\n\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item7.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item8.jpg\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"item\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item9.jpg\"><\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n\n<div class=\"divider\"><\/div>\n\n<section class=\"chaos\">\n\n<h2 class=\"big-title\">\nSMALL DOG.<br>\nMASSIVE BREAKDOWN.\n<\/h2>\n\n<div class=\"compact-chaos\">\n\n<div class=\"paper r1\">\n<h3>LORE<\/h3>\n<p>\nGrumpy woke up angry and made it everyone\u2019s problem.\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"paper r2\">\n<h3>TOKENOMICS<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>0% patience<\/li>\n<li>100% suffering<\/li>\n<li>powered by irritation<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"paper r3\">\n<h3>DAILY LIFE<\/h3>\n<p>\nfighting invisible enemies<br>\nmentally buffering<br>\nbarking internally\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"feature-wrap\">\n\n<div class=\"feature one\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item3.jpg\">\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"feature two\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grumpydog.fun\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/item7.jpg\">\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"note n1\">\n\u2192 emotionally unavailable<br>\n\u2192 professionally offended\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"note n2\">\n\u2192 existence is exhausting<br>\n\u2192 certified hater\n<\/div>\n\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"footer-chaos\">\nHE\u2019S NOT OKAY.<br>\nTHAT\u2019S THE BRAND.\n<\/div>\n\n<\/section>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LEAVE ME ALONE. NOT TODAY. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? I HATE EVERYONE. !!! @#$% \ud83d\udca2 >:C EVERY DAY IS THE WORST DAY EVER. Tiny dog. Massive anger issues. Zero patience. Emotionally exhausted and permanently annoyed. COPY CA TELEGRAM X \/ TWITTER SMALL DOG. MASSIVE BREAKDOWN. LORE Grumpy woke up angry and made it everyone\u2019s problem. 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